If haskellers built a web browser...
It would be very much like Opera... when I use Opera, I feel like I am using something orthogonal to the internet and opposed to right down in it.
Opera goes to great pains to be elegant and correct and will not let down its hair in the name of practicality or speed. It is very beautiful and it would be nice if the internet raised its standards to opera. But that isn't going to happen.
Life is unfortunately more of a slugfest than a ballet dance. More of a play-it-by-the-ear than force-a-conclusion-by-mathematical-induction.